Just think about it!

    

1. If time 

doesn’t wait 

for you, don’t

worry!
———— — 
Just remove 

the damn 

battery from the

clock and Enjoy
life!

*
�2. Expecting the world to treat u 

fairly coz u r a good

person is like* * ———— ——— —–
expecting the lion not to

attack u coz u r a

vegetarian. Think about it.*

*
�3. Don’t walk as if you rule the 

world, walk as if you

don’t care who rules*
*
the world! Now that’s Attitude�!!!*

*
4. Every lady hopes that her 

daughter will marry a better

man than she did*
 ———— ——— –and is convinced that her son

will never find a

wife as good as his father did!!!



5. He was a good man. He never smoked, 

drank & had no

affairs.* *
When he died, the insurance company 

refused the claim.* ———— ——— ——–

They said, he who never

lived, cannot die!*

*
6. A man threw his wife in a pond of 

Crocodiles?* *
 ———— ——— -He’s now 

being harassed by the

Animal Rights

Activists for being cruel to the 

Crocodiles!*

*
7. So many options for suicide: 

Poison, sleeping pills,

hanging, jumping* *

from a building, lying on train 

tracks,* *

———— ——— ——but we 

chose Marriage, slow

& sure!*

*
8. Only 20 percent girls have brains, 

the rest have

boyfriends!*

*
9. All desirable things in life are 

either
———— ——— ——

illegal, banned, expensive or married 

to someone else!*

*
10. Laziness is our biggest enemy- 

Jawaharlal Nehru* *

 We should learn to love our enemies- 

Mahatma Gandhi* *

So, now you do the math…..*

*
12. 10% of road accidents are due to 

drunken driving.*

 *Which makes it a logical statement 

that* *

 90% of accidents are due to driving 

without

drinking!… ….hmmmmmmmm*

*NOTHINGIS IMPOSSIBLE.. …..EVEN 

IMPOSSIBLE SAYS

I M POSSIBLE