He wouldn't have discovered gravity
Physics Teacher: “Isaac Newton was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity. Isn’t that wonderful?”
Student: “Yes sir, if he had been sitting in class looking at books like us, he wouldn’t have discovered gravity.”
Student: “Yes sir, if he had been sitting in class looking at books like us, he wouldn’t have discovered gravity.”
I heard you were dead
The absent-minded professor met a friend, and said with surprise, "I heard you were dead."
"Well, you can see I am not," said the friend.
The professor again had a look at his friend and said coolly, "Well, I don't know what to believe. You are such a liar, and the friend who told me is very trustworthy."
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