Friday, October 30, 2009

వికాసానికి 10 వివేకాలు.

చదువు... కెరీర్... జీవితం... అన్ని రంగాల్లో దూసుకుపోవడానికి స్వామీ వివేకానంద సూచించిన 'కోటబుల్ కోట్స్' మీకోసం.


1. ప్రేమ.. డబ్బు.. జ్ఞానం.. చదువు.. దేనికోసమైనా తపనపడుతూ పిచ్చివాడై పోయేవాడికి అది తప్పకుండా దొరుకుతుంది. అందుకోసం మనం కనబరచాల్సిందల్లా ఉడుంపట్టులాంటి పట్టుదల, సంకల్పబలం, శ్రమించేతత్వం.

2. గొప్ప అవకాశాలే వస్తే ఏమీ చేతకానివారు కూడా ఏదో గొప్ప సాధించవచ్చు. ఏ అవకాశాలూ లేనప్పుడు కూడా ఏదైనా సాధించినవాడే గొప్పవాడు.

3. ఆత్మవిశ్వాసం లేకపోవడం అనేది క్షమించరాని నేరం. మన చరిత్రలో ఏదైనా సాధించిన గొప్ప వ్యక్తుల జీవితాలను నిశితంగా పరిశీలించండి. వారిని నడిపించింది ఆత్మవిశ్వాసమేనని తెలుస్తుంది. భగవంతుడి పట్ల నమ్మకం లేనివాడు నాస్తికుడనేది ఒకప్పటి మాట. ఆత్మవిశ్వాసం లేనివాడు నాస్తికుడన్నది ఆధునిక మతం.

4. ఎవరికో బానిసలా కాకుండా నువ్వే యజమానిలా పనిచెయ్యి. నిర్విరామంగా పనిచెయ్యి. బాధ్యత తీసుకో. అది నిజంగా నిన్ను యజమానిని చేస్తుంది.

5. పనికీ విశ్రాంతికీ మధ్య సరైన సమతౌల్యం ఉండాలి.

6. పిరికితనానికి మించిన మహాపాపం ఇంకోటి లేదు. ఒక దెబ్బతింటే రెట్టింపు ఆవేశంతో పది దెబ్బలు కొట్టాలి. అప్పుడే మనిషివని అనిపించుకొంటావు. పోరాడుతూ చనిపోయినా పర్లేదు. కానీ పోరాటం అవసరం.

7. అనంత శక్తి, అపారమైన ఉత్సాహం, అమేయ సాహసం, అఖండ సహనం.. ఇవే మనకు కావాలి. వీటితోనే ఘనతను సొంతం చేసుకోగలం. వెనక్కి చూడకండి. ముందంజ వేయండి.

8. మనలో ఉన్న పెద్ద లోపమేమిటంటే ముగ్గురం కలిసి పొందికగా ఐదునిమిషాలు పని చేయలేం. ప్రతివ్యక్తీ పెత్తనం కోసం పాకులాడుతుంటాడు. అందువల్లే మొత్తం పని, వ్యవస్ధ చెడిపోతున్నాయి.

9. మనస్సు, శరీరం రెండూ దృఢంగా ఉండాలి. ఉక్కు నరాలూ ఇనుపకండలూ కావాలి మనకి. మేధస్సుకు చదువులాగా శరీరానికి వ్యాయామం అవసరం. నిజానికి ఓ గంటసేపు పూజ చేసే కన్నా పుట్ బాల్ ఆడటం మంచిది. బలమే జీవితం... బలహీనతే మరణమని గుర్తించండి.

10. వెళ్లండి. ఎక్కడెక్కడ క్షామం, ఉత్పాతాలు చెలరేగుతున్నాయో అలాంటి ప్రతి ప్రదేశానికీ వెళ్లండి. మీ సేవలతో బాధితులకు ఉపశమనాన్నివ్వండి. వ్యధను తుడిచే ప్రయత్నం చెయ్యండి. ఆ ప్రయత్నంలో మహా అయితే మనం చనిపోవచ్చు. కానీ ఆ మరణం కూడా మహోత్కృష్టమైనది. కూడగట్టాల్సింది సహాయం.. కలహం కాదు. కోరుకోవల్సింది సృజన.. విధ్వంసం కాదు. కావలిసింది శాంతి, సమన్వయం.. సంఘర్షణ కాదు.

Thursday, October 29, 2009

To be thankful for

The mess to clean after a party because it means I have been surrounded by friends.

The taxes I pay because it means that I'm employed.

The clothes that fit a little too snug because it means I have enough to eat. (I lost 8 lbs by the way!!!)

The shadow who watches me work because it means I am out in the sunshine.

A lawn that need mowing, windows that need cleaning and gutters that need fixing because it means I have a home.

All the complaining I hear about out government because it means we have freedom of speech.

The space I find at the far end of the parking lot because it means I am capable of walking.

My huge heating bill because it means I am warm.

The lady behind me in church who sings off key because it means that I can hear.

The piles of laundry and ironing because it means I have clothes to wear.

Weariness and aching muscles at the end of the day because it means I have been productive.

The alarm that goes off in the early morning hours because it means that I'm alive.

Getting too much email bogs me down but at least I know I have friends who are thinking of me.

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Why do we shout in anger?

This one is a lovely mail and you should read it?.. A good one too??..I hope you can relate to it.

A saint asked his disciples, ‘Why do we shout in anger? Why do people shout at each other when they are upset?’

Disciples thought for a while, one of them said, ‘Because we lose our calm, we shout for that.’

‘But, why to shout when the other person is just next to you?’ asked the saint.’Isn’t it possible to speak to him or her with a soft voice? Why do you shout at a person when you’re angry?’

Disciples gave some other answers but none satisfied the saint.

Finally he explained, ‘When two people are angry at each other, their hearts distance a lot. To cover that distance they must shout to be able to hear each other. The angrier they are, the stronger they will have to shout to hear each other through that great distance.’

Then the saint asked, ‘What happens when two people fall in love?
They don’t shout at each other but talk softly, why? Because their hearts are very close. The distance between them is very small…’

The saint continued, ‘When they love each other even more, what happens? They do not speak, only whisper and they get even closer to each other in their love. Finally they even need not whisper, they only look at each other and that’s all. That is how close two people are when they love each other.’

MORAL: When you argue do not let your hearts get distant, do not
say words that distance each other

నేస్తమా....


ఓ! నేస్తమా....
భాష కన్నా గొప్పది భావం....
భావం కన్నా గొప్పది అభిమానం....
ఆభిమానం కన్న గొప్పది ఆశ....
ఆశ కన్న గొప్పది ఆనందం....
ఆనందంగా ఉండాలి నీవు కలకాలం

ప్రేమ కోసం ప్రాకులాడే వారు కొందరు...
ప్రేమే లోకం అనుకునే వారు మరికొందరు....
ప్రేమనే పొందని వారి భాధను గుర్తించిన వారు ఎందరు.....
అయినా ప్రేమనే పొందాలని ఆశ పడతారు అందరు...

Sunday, October 25, 2009

Before marriage.....

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: No! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: No! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get.
She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!

After marriage....
Simply read from bottom to top.

Friday, October 23, 2009

ఆనందం


మిత్రులారా ఈరోజు మీకు నా దృష్టిలో ఆనందం అంటే ఎలా ఉంటుందో పంచుకోవాలి అని ఈ కొత్త పోస్ట్ రాస్తున్నాను .......
ఆనందం అంటే బ్యాంకు బాలన్స్ కాదు, ఆస్తులు కాదు , మంచి ఉద్యోగం కారు కాదు .... సింపుల్ ప్లేషర్స్ . మన కిష్టమైన పాట వినడం ఉదయం వెచ్చని నీరెండలో చేతులు కట్టుకుని 5 నిముషాలు నడవటం , మంచి పుస్తకం చదవటమ వసంత కాలంలో కోకిల గానం వినడం ఆ సంవత్సరం లో ఆ మొదటి మామిడికాయ తినడమో , పూర్తిగా విచ్చుకున్న గులాబీని కూసి మనకి పరిచయం లేని చిన్న పిల్లలకి ఇచ్చి ఆ పాప మొహం లో చిరునవ్వు చూడటమో ......"ఇలా జరిగితే ఇక మీదట నా జీవితం ఆనందంగా ఉంటుంది " అని ఏ మనిషి అనుకోకూడదు ఏదీ శాస్వత ఆనందం ఇవ్వలేదు. అనేక చిన్న సంతోషాలే జీవితాన్ని నందనవనం చేస్తాయి .
ఆనందం అంటే చక్కటి ఇల్లు , అంటే ఒక భార్య లేదా భర్తా , భార్యభర్తల అభిరుచుల కలయిక , ఒక పసిపాప పాలసీసా , నేపి మార్చడం , ప్రేమ ఇవ్వడం, తీసుకోవడం, కుటుంబ సభ్యులు కలసి భోజనం చెయ్యడం, ప్రేమతో కలసి ఉండే కుటుంబ సభ్యులు ...కురిసే వర్షపు చినుకులని నాలికతో అందుకోవడం పిల్లలు చూస్తుండగా సబ్బు నీటి తో పెద్ద బుడగ ఊదటం , గుండు గీయిన్చు కున్న పిల్లల ఫోటో చూసి వాళ్లతో పాటు నవ్వుకోవటం .....రాత్రి పూట వొంటరిగా చీకట్లో పడుకుని పాటలు వినడం .......ఇంక ,.......
ఉమ్...... జీవితం కన్నా అందమైనది , చావుకన్న భయంకరమైనది ఈ సృష్టిలో మరేది లేదు మరి అలాంటి ఆనందాన్ని
జీవితం మీద ఉత్సాహం కోల్పోవడం ఓ రకమైన ప్రీమెచూర్ డెత్ .......
ఓడిపోకుండా ఓటమిని అగీకరించటం లాంటిది జీవితాన్ని డల్ గా గడపకండి ........ తెలియజేస్తేనే గట్టిపడేది ప్ర్రేమ , కాదోషం పట్టకుండా తరచూ మాటలద్వారా , చర్యల ద్వారా ప్రేమని వ్యక్తం చేస్తుఉండాలి ..........జీవితం లో ఇలాంటి చిన్న చిన్న సంతోషాలని మిస్కావోద్దు ఇది చదువుతున్న నా మిత్రులారా మీకు ఇలాంటి ఆనందం కలిగించే సంగటనలు ఎన్నో ఉండిఉంటై కదూ ......ఇక సెలవ మరి మల్లి కలుద్దాం ఇంకో కొత్త విషయం తో .....................

Thursday, October 22, 2009

నిస్వార్ధమైన ప్రేమ.....


ఓ సంధ్యవేళ మల్లెపూలు మాలకడుతూ........
పువ్వా పువ్వా నువ్వెందుకని రోజూ మాకోసం పూస్తుంటావు!
వికసించి పదిమందికి కనువిందు చేస్తుంటావు!
నీవు అందరికీ సువాసనలని పంచుతుంటావు!
నీకోసమంటూ నీవేముంచుకుంటావు!
అందరిని అలరించి నీవు వాడిపోతుంటావు!

నవ్వుతూ ....పువ్వు నాతో అంది.......
పిచ్చిదానా! ఇచ్చి పుచ్చుకోవడం అనేది వ్యాపార లక్షణం.
ఇచ్చి ఏమీ ఆశించకపోవడం నిస్వార్ధ ప్రేమ గుణం.
నువ్వు కూడా ఆలోచించు ఒక్క క్షణం.
కావాలంటావు అటువంటి ప్రేమ ప్రతిక్షణం.
అని అంటూ గుప్పున సువాసనలని వెదజల్లింది....

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

స్నేహమంటే!!!


చెట్టాపట్టాలు వేసుకుని తిరగడంకాదు స్నేహమంటే
జీవితంలో పైకి ఎదగడానికి మెట్టది***
రోజూ ఒకరినొకరు చూసుకోవడంకాదు స్నేహమంటే
మనల్ని మనం అద్దంలో చూసుకుంటే గుర్తుకొచ్చేదది***
కాలక్షేపానికి రోజూ కబుర్లు చెప్పుకోవడంకాదు స్నేహమంటే
గుండెలపై చేయివేసుకుంటే గుర్తుకొచ్చే అనుభూతది***
పేరు పేరునా పిలచి పలకరించుకోవడంకాదు స్నేహమంటే
పదిమందిలో మనపేరుతో పాటు పలుకరించే పదమది***
ఎన్నటికీ ఎడబాటే ఎరుగనిది స్నేహమంటే
దూరమైనా దగ్గరగా ఉన్నామన్న భావమది***
కలసి ఉండాలని కలుకనడంకాదు స్నేహమంటే
భాధ ఇక్కడైతే అక్కడ కన్నీరు కార్చేదది***
ఆనందంగా జీవించడానికి ఔషదంలాంటిది స్నేహమంటే
అన్నింటినీ మరిపించి హాయిగా నవ్వించగలదది***
ఒక్కరోజు శుభాకాంక్షలతో సరిపుచ్చుకుంటే సరిపోదు స్నేహమంటే
చిన్ననాటి నుండి చివరివరకు ఉండే చక్కని బంధమది***
నేను ఒప్పుకోను మన బ్లాగ్ మిత్రులంతా దీన్ని కవిత్వమంటే
నన్ను తిట్టినా మొట్టినా మీకందరికీ అంకితమిది***

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

బహుమానం!!



వస్తువు రూపంలో బహుమతులు అందరూ ఇస్తారు....
ఈ విధమైన బహుమతులు ఇస్తే ఎలా వుంటుందంటారు??
మనకిమనం....స్వాభిమానం, ఆత్మపరిశీలన, వ్యాయామం, సంతృప్తి!
తల్లిదండ్రులకి....ప్రేమ, విశ్వాసం, కృతజ్ఞతలు, ఆత్మీయత, ఓదార్పు!
జీవితభాగస్వామికి....ప్రేమ, ప్రశంస, నమ్మకం, తోడు, సమయం!
సోదరీసోదరులకు....అనురాగం, మనోధైర్యం, సహాయం, అర్థంచేసుకోవడం!
సంతానానికి....జ్ఞానం, సలహా, ప్రేమ, దయ, నీడ!
స్నేహితులకు....చేయూత, సద్భావం, సమయం!
సహాయపడినవారికి....మెచ్చుకోలు, కృతజ్ఞతలు, గుర్తుంచుకోవడం!
తోటి ఉద్యోగులకు....పలకరింపు, సహాయగుణం, హాస్యం!
అధికారికి....గౌరవం, నమ్మకం, నాణ్యత, సమయపాలనం!
శత్రువులకి....క్షమించడం, చిరునవ్వు, స్నేహభావం!
దేశానికి....గౌరవం, అభివృధ్ధికి మార్గం!
దేవునికి....నిర్మలమైన మనసుతో ప్రణామం!
మరింకెందుకు ఆలస్యం....పదండి బహూకరిద్దాం!!

Monday, October 19, 2009

This Story is so positive - very nice to read and to follow.

A little girl walked to and from school daily. Though the weather that morning was questionable and clouds were forming, she made her daily trek to the elementary school.As the afternoon progressed, the winds whipped up, along with thunder and lightning. The mother of the little girl felt concerned that her daughter would be frightened as she walked home from school and she herself feared that the electrical storm might harm her child. Following the roar of thunder, lightning, like a flaming word, would cut through the sky.Full of concern, the mother quickly got into her car and drove along the route to her child's school. As she did so, she saw her littlegirl walking along, but at each flash of lightning, the child would stop, look up and smile. Another and another were to follow quickly and with each, the little girl would look at the streak of light and smile.When the mother's car drove up beside the child, she lowered the window and called to her, "What are you doing? Why do you keep stopping?" The child answered, "I am trying to look pretty, God keeps taking my picture"

The Moral of the story is........
"Face the storms that come your way and don't forget to SMILE !
"Now Smile...... And pass it along to brighten someone else's day because I know you SMILED!!!

Sunday, October 18, 2009

ఇదండీ సంగతి.....


నవ్వుతూ నవ్విస్తూ ఉంటాను,

అప్పుడప్పుడు భాధని కనబడనీయకుండా అతిగా నవ్వేస్తుంటాను.
ఇలాగే కాలాన్ని వెళ్ళబుస్తుంటాను.

తోటలో పూల కోసం వెళ్ళిన ప్రతీసారీ నాకు పసిడిమొగ్గలే దొరికాయి..
నడచిన ప్రతి దారిలో ముళ్ళే ఎదురైనాయి..
పసిడి మొగ్గలతోనే నా బాటని పూలబాటగా మలచుకున్నాను..
అందులోనే ఆనందాన్ని వెతుక్కొని జీవిస్తున్నాను..

అత్యాశకు పోకూడదని తెలుసుకున్నాను,
అందుకే ఇతరులు సంతోషంగా వుంటే చూసి ఆనందిస్తుంటాను.
ఇలాగే కాలాన్ని వెళ్ళబుస్తుంటాను

పెళ్ళిపందిరిలో ప్రకటన!!

పెళ్ళిపందిరిలో వధువు కావలెను అనే ప్రకటనని ఎవరెవరు ఎలాఇచ్చారో ఒక్క లుక్ వేయండి:)...:)

డాక్టర్....కొద్దిరోజుల క్రితమే నాకు ప్రేమ అనే బాక్టీరియా సోకి పెళ్ళి అనే రోగానికి దారితీసింది. కావున అందమైన రోగిణులు మందు మాకు గురించి తెలిసిన వారు ముందుగా రిసెప్షన్ లో అపాయింట్మెంట్ తీసుకుని నన్ను సంప్రదించవలసిందిగా ప్రార్ధన. రోగనిర్ధారణ(అన్ని అభిప్రాయాలు కలిస్తే) జరిగిన పిమ్మట నేను ఒక మంచి వైద్యునిగా(భర్తగా) సేవలందిస్తానని వాగ్ధానం చేస్తున్నాను!!!

లాయరు(న్యాయవాది).... నేను భర్తగా ఆమోద యోగ్యతను పొంది, వివాహమాడ తలచినాను కావున అవివాహితల నుండి ధరఖాస్తులను కోరడమైనది. ఆమె తన పరిధిలో నాకు మనసావాచా అర్పితమవ్వాలి. ఎటువంటి అభ్యంతరమున్నా ఓవర్ రూల్డ్ కావించబడుతుంది, సస్టండ్ చేయబడదు!!!

బిక్షగాడు....అయ్యా దేవుని పేరుపై నాకు ఒక సహధర్మచారిణిని దానం చేయండి. వేరొకరి పత్ని కాకపోయినా మీపత్ని అయినా పర్వాలేదండి. మీరు ఒకళ్ళని దానం చేస్తే మీకు భగవంతుడు నలుగురిని ప్రసాదిస్తాడు. అయ్యా ఆలోచించక దానం చేయండి బాబయ్యా!!!

బ్యాంకర్....వధువు కావలెను, ఎవరైతే వారి ఆస్తిని జమా చేసి చక్రవడ్డీ లాంటి సేవలతో లాభాలని అందించగలరో అటువంటి అమ్మాయిల నుండి నెలలోపు ధరకాస్తులను కోరడమైనది. గడువు తరువాత అయినచో ఆలస్య రుసుముతో స్వయముగా సంప్రదించ గలరని ప్రార్ధన!!!

కవి....బహుకాలానికి నాకొక కోరిక కలిగినది,
పెళ్ళికై నా మనసు ఉవ్విళ్ళూరుతున్నది,
ఇన్నాళ్ళు పెళ్ళితో నాకేమీ పనిలేదన్నది,
ఇప్పుడిక ఇంటపని బయటపని నాతో కాకున్నది.
అందుకే సరి అయిన జోడీ కొరకు వెతుకుతున్నది!!!

కారు మెకానిక్....పాతదైనా కొత్తమోడల్ గా కనబడే వధువు కావలెను. మంచి కండిషన్ లో ఉండి తక్కువ సొమ్ముతో ఎక్కువ హంగూ ఆర్భాటాలు చేయగలిగి, సంవత్సరంలో రెండు సర్వీసులు( సినిమాలు) మాత్రమే కోరుకునే 362436 మోడల్ వధువునకు ప్రాధాన్యత ఇవ్వబడుతుంది. బ్రోకర్లను వదలి పార్టీ డైరెక్టుగా సంప్రదించవలసిందిగా కోరుతున్నాము!!!

తాగుబోతు....నాకు పెళ్ళాం కావాలి. పిల్ల తండ్రికి తప్పక సోడా ఫ్యాక్టరీఉండి తీరాలి. నేను ప్రతిరోజూ కాకుండా వారానికి ఏడు రోజులు మాత్రమే తాగుతాను. ఇంటి వద్ద కాదంటే బార్ లో సరిపెట్టుకుంటాను. బార్ నుండి నన్ను ఇంటికి మోసుకెళ్ళే అమ్మాయిలకు ప్రాధాన్యత ఇవ్వబడుతుంది. సోడాని సాంపుల్ గా పంపి మీ అదృష్టాన్ని పరీక్షించుకోండి!!!

గమనిక:- ఇప్పటి వరకు పై వ్యక్తుల ఆలోచనల మేరకు ప్రకటనలను ఇవ్వడం జరిగినది. ఎవరైనా ఆశక్తిగలగిన వారు తమకి తోచిన విధముగా ప్రకటనలు ఇవ్వదలచిన వ్యాఖ్యల రూపంలో ప్రకటించమని అభ్యర్ధన!!!

బ్లాగ్ మిత్రులారా! ఇది కేవలం హాయిగా నవ్వుకోవడానికి చేసిన చిరు చిలిపి ప్రయత్నమే కాని ఎవ్వరి మనసునీ నొప్పించాలని మాత్రం కాదని మనవి....

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

తోలి సారి


తోలి సారి నిను చూసి - నే మై మరిచా
ప్రతి రేయి ఊహలలో - నిన్నే తలిచా

రేయి పగలు – నీ అడుగులో అడుగై
అనుక్షణం - నీ వెంటే నడిచా

వెచ్చని కౌగిలిలో – నే కర్పూరం లా
కరుగుతూ - నీ బంధినై నిలిచా

దేహం రెండైనా – ప్రాణం ఒకటే లా
ప్రతి నిత్యం – నే నిన్నే ప్రేమించా

తోలి సారి నిను చూసి - నే మై మరిచా
ప్రతి రేయి ఊహలలో - నిన్నే తలిచా

Why do boys go to temple?


Why do boys go to temple?
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Because
a temple is the only place
where u can find….
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Pooja
Preeti
Bhavana
Shraddha
Aarti
Archana
Aradhana
Shanti
Jyoti
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Finally
TRUPTI
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THEN
MUKTI
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story of a banana and elephant

The case of the elephant and the bananas
An elephant has 5 bananas and it is hungry, but yet it does not eat the bananas. Why ?
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Because the bananas are made of plastic.
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The 5 bananas are real , but yet the elephant does not eat it. Why?

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Because the elephant is made of plastic.

Hah ha a

never give up

one more..




Both the elephant and the bananas are real, but yet it cannot eat it.
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Why ?

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Because the bananas are in the TV.

Ooops!!! Cool down





Both the elephant and the bananas are real and in the TV, but yet it cannot eat it. Why?


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Because they are on different channels.

Hohohohoohohoh. .hehehe




Both the elephant and the bananas are real and in the TV and on the
same channel, but yet it cannot eat it. Why?
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Come on think...
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Because the TV is off.

Kikikikikiki J


Now Finally the Elephant gets a chance to eat the bananas.Why?









Why are you thinking so much???

What has it done to you??

Let the poor elephant eat the bananas


Now get back to work

Don't look at me.
Even I am searching for the person who has sent it to me

Monday, October 12, 2009

Kahani Me Twist - Letter from Software Engineer to his Boss

Kahani Me Twist - Letter from Software Engineer to his Boss
A Boss looking through his Mail Box was astonished to see a mail from an Employee who was supposed to be busy working at Client sideon a critical project. It had the subject - "TaTa - Bye Bye".

With the worst premonition he opened the mail and read the content with trembling hands:-
Dear Sir,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you, but I'm leaving the job. The offer was too lucrative and attractive for me to turn down.

I had to abscond because I wanted to avoid a scene with the HR and you.

I am sorry but I had no choice.

The project is working fine. There are only 108 issues pending, out of which only 38% issues are High Priority. Hence I am sure there is no
need to worry about. The next Phase of major enhancements I have been working upon,have been completed halfway. I am sure the new person who would replace
me would not understand what all I had done so far. Hence, for his and your convenience, I have taken care to remove all the work that I had been doing this far for nearly 3 months now. I am sure you will appreciate my insight and "big heart".

I am of course retaining the Originals that I had retrieved for the purpose of Passport verification with me, considering it as a parting gift from you. Of course, I will not pay the bond amount that I owe the company (since I Am breaking the bond). But I will consider this as a parting gift from our Dear company. I moving out of town since the new company is situated in another City.

Also, I have changed my contact number. So you will not be able to get in touch with me, to congratulate me. But I know your blessings are always with me.
Last but not the least. I also have the 7000 Rs entrusted to me by our company's cultural events group, for the upcoming movie event. I am sure you would have wanted me to keep it with myself as an added bonus from our company. I respect you very much, hence your wish is my command.

I thank you for that in advance, and assure you that I will surely invest them wisely (but not in your company's stocks of course).

Don't worry sir. I am 2 years experienced now, learning so much from your company. So I will surely use this knowledge to write better programs for the new company.

Someday I'm sure we will meet sometime in the future. If you wish, I will surely be glad to give my employee reference for you to apply for a job in the new company which I am joining.

Your faithful employee,

S. W. Engineer


At the bottom of the page were the letters "PS". Hands still trembling, the Boss read:

PS: Dearest Boss, none of the above is true. I'm am still busy working at client side. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my "Request to reconsider my Salary Appraisal" attached with this mail. Please approve it and call when it is safe for me to come to our Office to discuss this.

My respect and Best Regards to you!

Sunday, October 11, 2009

successful people help others who are slow in learning

It was a sports stadium.

Eight Children were standing on the track to participate in the running event.

* Ready! * Steady! * Bang !!!

With the sound of Toy pistol, all eight girls started running .
Hardly have they covered ten to fifteen steps , one of the smaller girl slipped and fell down , due to bruises and pain she started crying .

When other seven girls heard this sound , stopped running, stood for a while and turned back , they all ran back to the place where the girl fell down.
One among them bent, picked and kissed the girl gently and enquired ' Now pain must have reduced' . All seven girls lifted the fallen girl , pacified her, two of them held the girl firmly and they all seven joined hands together and walked together and reached the winning post.

Officials were shocked .

Clapping of thousands of spectators filled the stadium. Many eyes were filled with tears and perhaps it had reached the GOD even! .

YES.

This happened in Hyderabad [ INDIA ], recently! .
The sport was conducted by National Institute of Mental Health .
.All these special girls had come to participate in this event and they are spastic children .
Yes,
they were mentally retarded Challenged .
What did they teach this world? Teamwork? Humanity? Equality among all ?
Successful people help others who are slow in learning so that they are not left far behind.
This is really a great message... spread it!

We can't do this ever because we have brains!!!!!!!!!

Saturday, October 10, 2009

అక్క..



తల్లికి తరువాత దేవుడు ఇచ్చిన వరమేగా అక్క

నీ వొడిలో ఆడుకున్న రోజులు ఇంకా గురుతుంది అక్క


నా తోడూ నీడై ఎల్లపుడు నా వెంటే వుండు అక్క

నీ చల్లని దీవెనలే నాకు శ్రీ రామ రక్ష అక్క


ప్రేమే కాక ధైర్యం కూడా నాలో నింపావు అక్క

అంతే కాక సంస్కారం కూడా నేర్పించావు అక్క


ఎప్పటికి మన ఈ బంధం ఇలానే వుండాలి అక్క

ఎన్ని జన్మలు ఎత్తినా… నీవే కావాలి…నాకు అక్క

Friday, October 9, 2009

ARE YOU GETTING BORED ??????

If you find it very boring in the office, here are some tips:

1. Form a detective agency to find out who is quitting next.

2. Make blank calls to your Boss.

3. Send mails from lotus notes (outlook) to your internet mail (and immediately get to the internet and see who reaches first, you or your mail?) and read them there, and note down the time they take to reach there. Then do vice versa.............!!

4. Rearrange the furniture, i.e. flick someone else's chair just to irritate him/her.

5. Count your fingers (and toes if you still get bored).

6. Watch other people changing their facial expressions while working and try changing your ex-pressions also.

7. Try to stretch status meetings as longer as possible, just by asking silly doubts.

8. Make faces at strangers in office.

9. Have a two hour lunch; it's a big social occasion.

10. Learn to whistle.

11. Revise last week's newspaper.

12. Hold "How fast my computer boots" competitions.

13. Practice aiming the coffee cup into the dustbin.

14. Compile "How to waste your day"

15. Pick up phone and dial non-existing nos.

16. Have work breaks in between tea.

17. Count maximum no of applications your computer can open at time.

18. For Win NT/95 users....Move things to Recycle bin and restore them..Then repeat this process.

19. Look at someone & try to imagine how(s) he might have looked when(s) he was 5 years old.

20. Read jokes and send jokes.

21. Make full use of the comfortable chair and table provided and take a nap.

WOMAN


The woman in your life...very well expressed...



Tomorrow you may get a working woman, but you should marry her with these facts as well.

Here is a girl, who is as much educated as you are;
Who is earning almost as much as you do;
One, who has dreams and aspirations just as
you have because she is as human as you are;
One, who has never entered the kitchen in her life
just like you or your Sister haven't, a
s she was busy in studies and competing in a system
that gives no special concession
to girls for their culinary achievements
One, who has lived and loved her parents & brothers & sisters,
almost as much as you do for 20-25 years of her life;
One, who has bravely agreed to leave behind all that,
her home, people who love her, to adopt your home,
your family, your ways and even your family ,name
One, who is somehow expected to be
a master-chef from day #1,
while you sleep oblivious to her predicament
in her new circumstances, environment and that kitchen
One, who is expected to make the tea,
first thing in the morning and cook food
at the end of the day, even if she is as tired as you are,
maybe more, and yet never ever expected to complain;
to be a servant, a cook, a mother, a wife, even if she doesn't want to;
and is learning just like you are as to what you want from her;
and is clumsy and sloppy at times and
knows that you won't like it if she is too demanding,
or if she learns faster than you;
One, who has her own set of friends, and that includes
boys and even men at her workplace too, those,
who she knows from school days
and yet is willing to put all that on the back-burners
to avoid your irrational jealousy, unnecessary
competition and your inherent insecurities;
Yes, she can drink and dance just as well as you can,
but won't, simply
Because you won't like it, even though you say otherwise
One, who can be late from work once in a while
when deadlines, just like yours, are to be met;

One, who is doing her level best and
wants to make this most important,
relationship in her entire life a grand success,
if you just help her some and trust her;
One, who just wants one thing from you,
as you are the only one she knows in your entire house -
your unstinted support, your sensitivities and most importantly -
your understanding, or love, if you may call it.
But not many guys understand this......

Please appreciate "HER"

I hope you will do....




















Respect Her.

WITH WHICH LETTER YOUR NAME STARTS:

Does your name begin with: A?
U are not particularly romantic, but you are interested in action. You mean business. With you, what you see is what you get. You have no patience for flirting and can’t be bothered with someone who is trying to be coy, cute, demure, and subtly enticing. You are an up-front person. You often don’t get hints & you never pass any. Brains turn you on. You must feel that your partner is intellectually stimulating; otherwise you will find it difficult to sustain the relationship. You require loving, cuddling, wining, and dining to know that you’re being appreciated. Your mate’s physical attractiveness is important for you. You tend to be very practical, & not very emotional. Your choices are very good & can only lead to trouble. You are very self satisfied & egoistic.
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Does your name begin with: B?
You give off vibes of lazy sensuality. You enjoy being romanced, wined, and dined. You are very happy to receive gifts as an statement of the affection of your lover. You want to be pampered and know how to pamper your mate. You are private in your statement of endearments, and particular when it comes to love. You will hold off until everything meets with your approval. You can control your appetite & feelings. You require new sensations and experiences. You are willing to experiment.
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Does your name begin with: C?
You are a very social individual, and it is important to you to have a relationship. You require closeness and togetherness. You want the object of your affection to be socially acceptable and good-looking. You see your lover as a friend and companion. You are very sensual, needing someone to appreciate and almost worship you. When this cannot be achieved, you have the ability to hold out on affection until you receive this. You are an expert at controlling your desires and doing without.
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Does your name begin with: D?
Once you get it into your head that you want someone, you move full steam ahead in your suit. You do not give up your quest easily. You are nurturing and caring. If someone has a problem, this turns you on. You are highlypassionate, loyal, and intense in your involvement’s, sometimes possessiveand jealous. You are very sharp & talented often with sense of humour. When people bother to look deep inside they cannot resist what they see. You are stimulated by the eccentric and unusual, having a free and open attitude. You get jealous of other people and lose your temper.
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Does your name begin with: E?
Your greatest need is to talk. If your date is not a good listener, you have trouble relating. A person must be intellectually stimulating or you are not interested sexually. You need a friend for a lover and a companion. You hate disharmony and disruption, but you do enjoy a good argument once in a while-it seems to stir things up. You flirt a lot, for the challenge is more important. But once you give your heart away, you are uncompromisingly loyal. You will fall asleep with a good book. Sometimes, in fact, you prefer a good book to a lover.
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Does your name begin with: F?
You are idealistic and romantic, putting your lover on a pedestal. You look for the very best mate you can find. You are a flirt, yet once committed, you are very loyal. You are sensuous and privately passionate. Publicly, you can be showy, extravagant, and gallant. You are a born romantic.Dramatic love scenes are a favourite fantasy past time. You can be a very generous lover.
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Does your name begin with: G?
You are fastidious, seeking perfection within yourself and your lover. You respond to a lover who is your intellectual equal or superior, and one who can enhance your status. You are sensuous and know how to reach the peak of stimulation, because you work at it meticulously. You can be extremely active-never tiring out. Your duties and responsibilities take precedence over everything else. You may have difficulty getting emotionally close to people.
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Does your name begin with: H?
You seek a mate who can enhance your zest for life, fun & everything you seek for. You will be very generous to your lover once you have attained a commitment. You are very affectionate & very strong. Your gifts are actually an investment in your partner. Before the commitment, though, you tend to be very careful with your every move and equally cautious in your involvements often, as you believe that you have to look out for yourself. You are a sensual and patient lover. You will hold off till everything meets your full approval. You are a perfectionist, hard to satisfy and strong in your beliefs. Not influential, you always stand your ground. People can always count on you to stand by them in a crisis. You are a dreamer with a passion for life.
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Does your name begin with: I?
You have a great need to be loved, appreciated…even worshiped. You enjoy luxury, sensuality, and pleasures of the flesh. You like necking spend hours just touching feeling & exploring. You look for lovers who know what they are doing. You are not interested in an amateur, unless that amateur wants a tutor. You are fussy and exacting about having your desires satisfied. You are willing to experiment and try new modes of statement. You bore easily and thus require adventure and change. Your commitments don’t last very long & you often tend to stray. Loyalty is not one of your strong points. You are more sensual than sexual, but you are sometimes downright lustful.
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Does your name begin with: J?
You are blessed with a great deal of physical energy. When used for a good cause there is nothing to stop you, except maybe that they aren’t always used for the good. ( you could dance all night.) You respond to the thrill of the chase and the challenge of the mating game. You can carry on great romances in your head. At heart you are a roamer and need to set out on your own every so often. You will carry on long- distance relationships with ease. You are idealistic and need to believe in love. You have a need to be nurtured deep within.
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Does your name begin with: K?
You are secretive, self-contained, and shy. You are very sexy, sensual, and passionate, but you do not let on to this. Only in intimate privacy will this part of your nature reveal itself. When it gets down to the nitty-gritty, you are an expert. You know all the little tricks of the trade, can play any role or any game, and take your love life very seriously. You don’t fool around. You have the patience to wait for the right person to come along. You are very generous & giving, often selfless. You are kind-natured & sweet, which is found to be attractive by many. You are a good friend.
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Does your name begin with: L?
You can be very romantic, attached to the glamour of love. Having a partner is of paramount importance to you. You are free in your statement of love and are willing to take chances, try new sexual experiences and partners, provided it’s all in good taste. Brains turn you on.You must feel that your partner is intellectually stimulating, otherwise you will find it difficult to sustain the relationship. You require loving, cuddling, wining, and dining to know that you’re being appreciated.
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Does your name begin with: M?
You may appear innocent, unassuming and shy; but we know that appearances can lie. When it comes to sex, you are no novice but something of a skilled technician. You can easily go to extremes, though, running the gamut from insatiability to boredom with the whole idea of love. You can be highly critical of your mate, seeking perfection in both of you. It is not easy to find someone who can meet your standards. You have difficulty expressing emotions and drawing close to lovers. You are often selfish, thinking you are always right no matter what. You never give in. Winning is your prime desire- at any cost. You often forget friends and family and you live for the moment.
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Does your name begin with: N?
You are emotional and intense. When involved in a relationship, you throw your entire being into it. Nothing stops you; there are no holds barred. You are all consuming and crave someone who is equally passionate and intense. You believe in total freedom. You are willing to try anything and everything. Your supply of energy is inexhaustible. You want to be pampered and know how to pamper your mate. You also enjoy mothering your mate. You often have the greatest love affairs all by yourself, in your head. You are very imaginative.
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Does your name begin with: O?
You are very interested in fun activities yet secretive and shy about your desires. You can re-channel much of your energy into making money and/or seeking we. You can easily have extended periods of celibacy. You are a passionate, compassionate lover, requiring the same qualities from your mate. Love is serious business; thus you demand intensity, diversity and is willing to try anything or anyone. Sometimes your passions turn to possessiveness, which must be kept in check.
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Does your name begin with: P?
You are very conscious of social proprieties. You wouldn’t think of doing anything that might harm your image or reputation. Appearances count. Therefore, you require a good-looking partner. You also require an intelligent partner. Oddly enough, you may view your partner as your enemy…a good fight stimulates those vibes. You are relatively free of hang-ups. You are willing to experiment and try new ways of doing things. You are very social and sensual; you enjoy flirting and need a good deal of physical gratification.
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Does your name begin with: Q?
You require constant activity and stimulation. You have tremendous physical energy. It is not easy for a partner to keep up with you. You are an enthusiastic lover and tend to be attracted to people because of their ethnic groups. You need romance, hearts and flowers, and conversation to turn you on and keep you going.
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Does your name begin with: R?
You are a no-nonsense, action-oriented individual. You need someone who can keep pace with you and who is your intellectual equal-the smarter the better. You are turned on more quickly by a great mind than by a great body. However, physical attractiveness is not very important to you. You have to be proved to be worthy for a partner. You have a need to prove yourself the best. You want feedback on your performance. You are open, stimulating & romantic.
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Does your name begin with: S?
For you, it is pleasure before business. You can be romantically idealistic to a fault and is capable of much sensuality. But you never loose control of your emotions. Once you make the commitment you stick like glue. You could get jealous and possessive. You tend to be very selfish often regarding yourself as the only human being on the planet. You like being the center of attention. You are very caring, sensitive, private & sometimes very passive. Turned on by soft lights, romantic thoughts. When it gets down to the nitty-gritty, you are an expert. You know all the little tricks of the trade, can play any role, or any game, and take your love life very seriously. You don’t fool around. You have the patience to wait for the right person to come along. You are very generous & giving, often selfless. You are kind nature & sweet, which is found to be attractive by many. You are a good friend.
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Does your name begin with: T?
You are very sensitive, private & sometimes very passive. You like someone who takes the lead. Music, soft lights & romantic thoughts turn you on. You fantasize & tend to fall in & out of love soon. When in love you are romantic, idealistic, mushy & extremely. You enjoy having your senses & your feelings stimulated, titillated & teased. You are a great flirt. You can make your relationships fit your dreams, all in your own head. Once you put your mind to something you manage to stand by it and see your dreams through. You aren’t very good at expressing your feelings. You like things your own way. You do not like change; you like to hold on to things. This may not always be good because if given an opportunity things may develop into great things. You work your way to the top. Attention must be given to what others say because even though you don’t want to hear it their advice may turn ! out to save your life.
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Does your name begin with: U?
You are enthusiastic & at you’re happiest when in love. When not in love you’re in love with love and always looking for someone to adore. You see romance as challenge. You are a roamer & needs adventure, excitement freedom. You enjoy giving gifts & looking good. You are willing to put others feelings above yours.
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Does your name begin with: V?
You are individualistic & you need freedom, space & excitement. You wait till you know someone well before committing yourself. Knowing someone means psyching her/him out. You feel a need to get into his/her head to see hat makes him tick. You are attracted to eccentric types. You believe that age is no barrier. You are good at responding to danger, fear & suspense.
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Does your name begin with: W?
You are very proud, determined & refuses to take no for an answer when it come to love. Your ego is at stake all the time. You are romantic, idealistic, often in love with love itself, not seeing your partner for who she or he really is. You feel deeply about love & tends to throw all of your self into a relationship. Nothing is too good for your lover. You likelaying love games.
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Does your name begin with: X?
You need constant stimulation because you get bored quickly. You can handle more than 1 relationship at a time with ease. You can’t shut off your mind. You can do 2 things at once. You are very talented.
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Does your name begin with: Y?
You are sensual & very independent. If you can’t have it your way, you will forget the whole thing. You want to control your relationships, which doesn’t work out too well. You respond to physical stimulation. However if you can make money you will give up the pleasures of the flesh for the moment. You have a need to prove yourself the best. You want feedback on your performance. You are open, stimulating & romantic.
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Does your name begin with: Z?
You are very romantic but show feels that to love means to suffer. You wind up serving your mate & attracting people who have unusual trouble. You see yourself as a lover’s savior.

THE SEED

A successful business man was growing old and knew it was time to choose a successor to take over the business.Instead of choosing one of his Directors or his children,he decided to do something different. He called all the youngexecutives in his company together.
He said, "It is time for me to step down and choose the next CEO..I have decided to choose one of you. "The young executives wereshocked, but the boss continued. "I am going to give each oneof you a SEED today - one very special SEED. I want you to plantthe seed, water it, and come back here one year from today withwhat you have grown from the seed I have given you. I will thenjudge the plants that you bring, and the one I choose will bethe next CEO."
One man, named Jim, was there that day and he, like the others,received a seed. He went home and excitedly, told his wife thestory. She helped him get a pot, soil and compost and he plantedthe seed. Everyday, he would water it and watch to see if it hadgrown. After about three weeks, some of the other executives beganto talk about their seeds and the plants that were beginning to grow.
Jim kept checking his seed, but nothing ever grew.
Three weeks, four weeks, five weeks went by, still nothing.
By now, others were talking about their plants, but Jim didn't havea plant and he felt like a failure.
Six months went by -- still nothing in Jim's pot. He just knew hehad killed his seed. Everyone else had trees and tall plants, buthe had nothing. Jim didn't say anything to his colleagues, however.He just kept watering and fertilizing the soil - He so wanted theseed to grow.
A year finally went by and all the young executives of the companybrought their plants to the CEO for inspection.
Jim told his wife that he wasn't going to take an empty pot.But she asked him to be honest about what happened. Jim felt sickto his stomach, it was going to be the most embarrassing momentof his life, but he knew his wife was right. He took his empty potto the board room. When Jim arrived, he was amazed at the varietyof plants grown by the other executives. They were beautiful -- in all shapes and sizes. Jim put his empty pot on the floor andmany of his colleagues laughed, a few felt sorry for him!
When the CEO arrived, he surveyed the room and greeted his youngexecutives.
Jim just tried to hide in the back. "My, what great plants, trees,and flowers you have grown," said the CEO. "Today one of you willbe appointed the next CEO!"
All of a sudden, the CEO spotted Jim at the back of the room withhis empty pot. He ordered the Financial Director to bring him tothe front.. Jim was terrified. He thought, "The CEO knows I'm afailure! Maybe he will have me fired!"
When Jim got to the front, the CEO asked him what had happenedto his seed - Jim told him the story.
The CEO asked everyone to sit down except Jim. He looked at Jim,and then announced to the young executives, "Behold your nextChief Executive Officer!
His name is Jim!" Jim couldn't believe it. Jim couldn't even growhis seed.
"How could he be the new CEO?" the others said.
Then the CEO said, "One year ago today, I gave everyone in thisroom a seed. I told you to take the seed, plant it, water it,and bring it back to me today. But I gave you all boiled seeds;they were dead - it was not possible for them to grow.
All of you, except Jim, have brought me trees and plants andflowers... When you found that the seed would not grow, yousubstituted another seed for the one I gave you. Jim was theonly one with the courage and honesty to bring me a pot withmy seed in it. Therefore, he is the one who will be the newChief Executive Officer!"
* If you plant honesty, you will reap trust
* If you plant goodness, you will reap friends
* If you plant humility, you will reap greatness
* If you plant perseverance, you will reap contentment
* If you plant consideration, you will reap perspective
* If you plant hard work, you will reap success
* If you plant forgiveness, you will reap reconciliation
* If you plant faith, you will reap a harvest
So, be careful what you plant now; it will determine what you will reap later.

"Whatever You Give To Life, Life Gives You Back"

funny

A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.

After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and hands him another handful of peanuts.

She repeats this gesture about five more times.

When she is about to hand him another batch again .... he asks the little old lady, 'Why don't you eat the peanuts yourself.'

'We can't chew them because we've no teeth', she replied.

The puzzled driver asks, 'Why do you buy them then?'

The old lady replied,

'We just love the chocolate around them.'
1. At least 5 people in this world love you so much they would die for you.

2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.

3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to
be just like you.

4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't
like you.

5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.

6. You mean the world to someone.

7. If not for you, someone may not be living.

8. You are special and unique.

9. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you.

10. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.

11. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look:
you most likely turned your back on the world.

12. When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you
probably won't get it, but if you believe in yourself, probably, sooner
or later, you will get it.

13. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude
remarks.

14. Always tell someone how you feel about them; you will feel much
better when they know.

15. If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that
they are great.

Girls are incomplete without boys


WOMAN has MAN in it

SHE has HE in it

Mrs. Has Mr. In it

LADY has LAD in it

MISTRESS has MISTER in it

MADAM has ADAM in it

HOSTESS has HOST in it

FEMALE has MALE in it so on the list is unending

So No need to proud.....
Girls are always incomplete without boys

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

THE IMPORTANCE OF PUNCTUATION!


THE IMPORTANCE OF PUNCTUATION!

An English professor wrote the words :

"A woman without her man is nothing"
on the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly.

All of the males in the class wrote:

"A woman, without her man, is nothing."

All the females in the class wrote:

"A woman: without her, man is nothing."

Punctuation is powerful!

GOOD THOUGHTS



The most destructive habit
Worry

The greatest joy
Giving

The most endangered species
Dedicated leaders

Our greatest natural resource
Our youth

The greatest “shot in the arm”
Encouragement

The greatest problem to overcome
Fear
The most effective sleeping pill
Peace of mind

The most crippling disease
Excuses

The most powerful force in life
Love

The most destructive pariah
Gossip

The most incredible computer
The human brain

The worst thing to be without
Hope

The deadliest weapon
The tongue

The two most powerful words
Can do

The greatest asset
Faith

The most worthless emotion
Self-pity

The worst thing you can lose
Self-respect

The most satisfying work
Helping others

The ugliest personality trait
Selfishness

The most beautiful attire
A smile!

The most prized possession
Integrity

The most contageous spirit
Enthusiasm

The most powerful communication
Prayer

A TOUCHING LOVE STORY

This is indeed touching.... .....

A certain rich businessman had a beautiful daughter, who fell in lovewith a guy who was a cleaner.

When the girl's father came to know about their love, he did not like it at all,
and so began to protest about it.

Now it happened that the two lovers decided to leave their homes for a happy future.


The girl's father started searching for the two lovers but could not find them.

At last, he accepted their love and asked them to come back home in a local newspaper.

Her father said "If you both comeback I will allow you to marry the guy you love, I accept that you loved each other truly."

So in this way, their love won and they returned home.The couple went to town to shop for the wedding dress.

He was dressed in white shirt that day.
While he was crossing the road to the other side to get some drinks for his wife, a car came and hit him and he died on the spot.

The girl lost her senses. It was only after sometimes that she recovered from her shock.

The funeral and cremation was the very next day because he had died horribly.


Two nights later, the girl's mother had a dream in which she saw an old lady.
The old lady asked her mother to wash the blood stains of the guy from her daughter's dress as soon as possible.

But her mother ignored the dream.The next night her father had the same dream, he also ignored it.

Then when the girl had the same dream the next night, she woke up in fear and told her mother about the dream.

Her mother asked her to wash the clothes which have blood stains immediately.
She washed the stains but some remained.

Next night she again had the same dream she again washed the stains but some still remained.

Next night she again had the same dream and this time the old lady gave her a last warning to wash the blood stain, or else something terrible will happen. This time the girl tried her best to wash the stains,and the clothes nearly tore, but some stains still remained.She was very tired.

In the late evening the same day while she was alone at home,some one knocked the door.

When she opened the door she saw the same old lady of her dream standing at her door.

She got very scare dand fainted.
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The old lady woke her up... and gave her a blue object, which shocked
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the girl. She asked "What is this...?"
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The old lady replied...
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"Try Surf Exel Washing powder... just a dab and it will remove all stubborn stains!!!" .

............. ......... ...I know how you all are feeling now... ............ ....

Friday, October 2, 2009

SARDARJIS MOMS LETTER

Dear Banta
Vahe Guru !

I am in a well here and hoping you are in the same well there. I'm writing this letter slowly, because I know you cannot read fast.

We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen 20 miles from home, so we moved 20 miles. I wont be able to send the address as the last Sardar who stayed here took the house numbers with them for their new house so they would not have to change their address. Hopefully by next week we will be able to bring our earlier address plate here, so that our address will remain same too.

This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine, situated right above the commode. I'm not sure it works. Last week I put in 3 shirts, pulled the chain and haven't seen them since.

The weather here isn't too bad. It rained only twice last week. The first time it rained for 3 days and second time for 4 days.

The coat you wanted me to send you, your Aunt said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with all the metal buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pocket.

Your father has another job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutting the grass at the cemetery.

By the way I took Bahu to our club's poolside. The manager is really badmash. He told her that two-piece swimming suit is not allowed in this club. We were confused as to which piece should we remove?

Your sister had a baby this morning. I haven't found out whether it is a girl or a boy, so I don't know whether you are an Aunt or Uncle.

Your uncle, Jetinder fell in a nearby well. Some men tried to pull him out, but he fought them off bravely and drowned. We cremated him and he burned for three days.

Your best friend, Balwinder, is no more. He died trying to fulfill his father's last wishes. His father had wished to be buried at sea after he died. And your friend died while in the process of digging a grave for his father.

There isn't much more news this time. Nothing much has happened.


P.S: Beta, I was going to send you some money but by the time I realized, I had already sealed off this letter.~~~~~ ~~~

Thursday, October 1, 2009

DEADLOCK SITUATION



Boss said to secretary: For a week we will go abroad, so make arrangement.

Secretary make call to Husband: For a week my boss and I will be going abroad, you look after yourself.

Husband make call to secret lover: My wife is going abroad for a week, so let’s spend the week together.

Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving private tution: I have work for a week, so you need not come for class.

Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, for a week I don't have class 'coz my teacher is busy. Let’s spend the week together.

Grandpa (the 1st boss ;)) make call to his secretary: This week I am spending my time with my grandson. We cannot attend that meeting.

Secretary make call to her husband: This week my boss has some work, we cancelled our trip.

Husband make call to secret lover: We cannot spend this week together; my wife has cancelled her trip.

Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving private tution: This week we will have class as usual.

Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, my teacher said this week I have to attend class. Sorry I can't give you company.

Grandpa make call to his secretary: Don't worry this week we will attend that meeting, so make arrangement.