Thursday, March 31, 2011

The Master




When one Guru was dying, one of his deciple asked him”Guruji, who was your master?”He said, “I had   thousands of masters. If I just relate their names it  will take months, years and it is too late. But three masters I will certainly tell you about.

One was a thief. Once I got lost in the desert, and
  when I reached a village it was very late, everything  was closed. But at last I found one man who was trying  to make a hole in t he wall of a house. I asked him  where I could stay and he said ‘At this time of night  it will be difficult, but you can say with me - if you  can stay with a thief’.And the man was so beautiful. I stayed for one month! And each night he would say to  me, ‘Now I am going to my work. You rest, you pray.’  When he came back I would ask ‘Could you get anything?’ He would say, ‘Not tonight. But tomorrow I  will try again, God willing.’ He was never in a state of hopelessness, he was always happy. When I was  meditating and meditating for years on end and nothing was happening, many times the moment came when I was so desperate, so hopeless,that I thought to stop all  this nonsense. And suddenly I would remember the thief  who would say every night, ‘God willing, tomorrow it 
is going to happen.’

And my second master was a dog. I was going to the river, thirsty and a dog came. He was also thirsty. He
  looked into the river, he saw another dog there — his  own image — and became afraid. He would bard and run  away, but his thirst was so much that he would come  back. Finally, despite his fear, he just jumped into  the water, and the image disappeared. And I knew that  a message had come to me from God: one has to jump in  
spite of all fears.

And the third master was a small child. I entered a town and a child was carrying a lit candle. he was
  going to the mosque to put the candle there.’Just  joking,’ I asked the boy, ‘Have you lit the candle  yourself?’ He said, ‘Yes sir.’ And I asked, ‘There was a moment when the candle was unlit, then there was a moment when the candle was lit. Can you show me the source from which the light came?’ And the boy  laughed, blew out the candle, and said, ‘Now you have seen the light going. Where has it gone? You will tell  me!’ My ego was shattered, my whole knowledge was 
shattered. And that moment I felt my own stupidity.
Since then I dropped all my knowledgeability.

It is true that I had no master. That does not mean
  that I was not a disciple — I accepted the whole  existence as my master. My Disciplehood was a greater involvement than yours is. I trusted the clouds, the  trees. I trusted existence as such. I had no master because I had millions of masters I learned from every  possible source. To be a disciple is a must on the  path. What does it mean to be a disciple? It means to be able to learn. to be available to learn to be  vulnerable to existence. With a master you start   
learning to learn.

The master is a swimming pool where you can learn how
  to swim. Once you have learned, all the oceans are yours.”
 

Life’s Little Instruction Book




Life’s Little Instruction Book
 
Have a firm handshake.
Look people in the eye. 
Sing in the 
shower
 .Own a great stereo system.If in a fight, hit first and hit hard.Keep secrets.Never give up on anybody. Miracles happen everyday.Always accept an outstretched hand.Be brave. Even if you’re not, pretend to be. No one can tell the difference. Whistle .Avoid sarcastic remarks.
Choose your life’s mate carefully. From this one decision will come 90 per cent of all your happiness or misery.Make it a habit to do nice things for people who will never find out. 
Lend only those books you never
care
 to see again.Never deprive someone of hope; it might be all that they have.When playing games with ! children, let them win.Give people a second chance, but not a third. Be romantic.Become the most positive and enthusiastic person you know.Loosen up. Relax. Except for rare life-and-death matters, nothing is as important as it first seems. 
Don’t allow the phone to interrupt
important moments. It’s there for your convenience, not the caller’s.
Be a good loser.Be a good winner.Think twice before burdening a friend with a secret.When someone hugs you, let them be the first to let go.Be modest. A lot was accomplished before you were born.Keep it simple. Beware of the person who has nothing to lose.Don’t burn bridges. You’ll be surprised how many times you have to cross the same river.
Live your life so that your 
epitaph
could read, No Regrets Be bold and courageous. When you look back on life, you’ll regret the things you didn’t do more than the one’s you did.Never waste an opportunity to tell someone you love them.Remember no one makes it alone. Have a grateful heart and be quick to acknowledge those who helped you. Take charge of your attitude. Don’t let someone else choose it for you.Visit friends and relatives when they are in hospital; you need only stay a few minutes.Begin each day with some of your favorite music. 
Once in a while, take the scenic route.

Send a lot of Valentine cards. Sign them, 
‘Someone
 who thinks you’re terrific.’Answer the phone with enthusiasm and energy in your voice. 
Show respect for everyone who works for a living, regardless of how trivial their job. 
Send your loved ones flowers. Think of a reason later.
Make 
someone’s day by paying the toll for the person in the car behind you.
Become someone’s hero.
Marry only for love.
Count your blessings. 
Compliment the meal when you’re a guest in someone’s home.
Wave at the children on a 
school
bus.Remember that 80 per cent of the success in any job is based on your ability to deal with people

Exam Time


PAKISTANI MATHS QUESTION PAPER
Instructions:
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i) Students found copying will be shot on the spot.
ii)Any student coming late after 10 minutes after the exam starts will be forced to join Al Qayda group.
iii)AK-47’s and Grenades are not allowed in the exam hall. Students may keep their daggers, Revolvers and pack of anthrax bombs only for self defense.
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Math Exam Time 3 hours Full Marks 100
All questions are compulsory.
1. Abdul was sent to jail for murder .He has 7 wives in his house.
Abdul distributed money to his wives in such a proportion that the youngest and most recent wife receives maximum and oldest wife gets minimum, and each wife gets double of her former competitor. Abdul has Rs 1700 left in his house. Abdul’s oldest wife needs atleast Rs 25 per month. Find out the time when Abdul will have to break Jail to come out and earn money so that his wives do not starve.
2. Karim is a Drug seller. Prices per gram of Marijuana, hasis, haroine and LHD s are Rs 50, Rs 60,Rs 70,Rs 80 respectively. Karim offers a discount of Rs 20 for his buyers who buys more than 50 grams of drug. If Rahim , a buyer gets Rs 37 discount , find out the grams of LHD he bought.
3. Imran tampers the ball thrice per over. He deforms the ball .02% of its original shape each time . Find the percentage of deformation of the ball due to tampering in a one day series against India in which Imran bowled 9.3 overs.
4. Rauf has a Company named Al Allah Kidnapping & Murder Private Limited. He has to threat 10 people per day over Telephone. 40% of the people he threats are cinema stars in Mumbai, 30% are Businessman in Delhi, 20% are Cricket Players in Madras and 10% are shopkeepres in Calcutta . If ISD charges are Rs 15, Rs 25, Rs 40, Rs 50 per minute from Rauf’s city Islamabad to Bombay, Delhi,Calcutta and Madras respectively and he gets a Telephone bill of Rs 10,230 in a month Find out The No of Cinema stars in Mumbai ,threatened in that particular month.
5. A terrorist group has to provide one Ak 47.one AK 49,one Rocket Launcher, 50 Grenades and one pack of RDX to its Ron roots for training.One AK 47 costs 100$; One Ak 49 costs 150 $,A Bazuka rocket Launcher costs 250 $ , grenade is 3 $ each, a pack of Rdx Bomb attached with remote Control is 500 $.
The terrorist group admits 2000 new people every year out of which 30 % are court-martialed. Find the amt of Foreign Money Pakistan Govt has to provide each year to run such a group.
6. If stabilty of democratic Govt. in pakistan is given by the following equation X exp3 +X exp2 -16 = i, where the notations have their usual meaning; Find out x.
7. Probaliblity of a Pakistani prime minister to be shot is 78 %.
Probabilty of a Military general to be shot is 80% ..
Find the joint probability of a Prime minister to be shot who is also a Military general.
8) Find out geometrically the area of Paktunistaan using PI Theorem with Osama BIn Ladens Correction (That is taking the value of PI = 786 instead of 3.14….), if Paktunistaan is taken as a heptagon..
9) A ‘GHAURI’ missile tries to fly from Drass to Kargil which is not too far from Drass (say 100 miles) and is exactly to the East of Drass . The wind is blowing from the South and the speed of the wind is exactly equal to the speed of the airplane. (The speed of the airplane is measured with respect to the air!) The pilot decides to steer straight to Kargil all the time during the flight.
Will the airplane ever reach Kargil ? What if the speed of the wind is k times the speed of the airplane, where k is a positive number (can be greater or less than 1)? Try to sketch the trajectory of the airplane (with respect to the ground, of course) in each of the three cases:
k=1, k1 and k<1.
10) Briefly discuss the Unsolved problem of “Bisection of a Triangle” with a Compass and an unmarked ruler if the triangle is named as KASHMIR.
ITS JUST FOR FUN N DINT MEAN TO HURT ANYONE

Life and Expectation



Life and Expectations
The moment life begins expectations start building to the extent the life ends.
This has been my experience and possibly everyone’s.But do we ever realise that this slow and easy process of building of expectations do often give us pain.
Take up a case. We call a friend and often next time we expect a call in return(I am not talking of exceptional cases). But if we do not get the same response, we do feel bad. Talking about blood relations or friends, there is always a give and take process, which builds up the process of expectation.But we often realise that we do not get the things to our expectations. Reason behind “with the developing time and closeness, the level of expectation keeps on rising”. The problem crops up when the person in fulfilling the rising expectation often finds himself/herself crushed upon by responsibilities and duties. It is often the thing in practical life that the more you take, you are expected to be burdened more, simply because of the expectation that you have the capability of fulfilling.
What I had realised in my personal span is possibly the same. In different aspects of my personal and professional life, I have never shyed away to take upon the responsibilities. But what was the result? I felt myself being shouldered with everything but no appreciation and incentive and moreover, I felt I was being dominated by the ever rising expectation.At a moment, I gave a thought.
So where is the difference in my approach now? I have stopped having expectations,the output is if the things are being done then fine, if not I manage it myself. I still try to fulfill every expectation till the extent I define, but not obviously beyond it. I do not feel for crushing myself. The result is least expectation, least mental botheration and reduced pain.
So let’s try to life and manage it by looking beyond expectations.

Monday, March 28, 2011

Everyone wants and needs it


Everyone wants and needs it
No matter who we are or what our actions may say, we all want to be recognized and appreciated. I often quote Lou Holtz, the famous Notre Dame Coach, who
said, “Why is it that the people who need love, (appreciation), and understanding the most usually deserve it the least?”
Jaime Escalante, the teacher on whom the movie Stand and Deliver was based, tells an amazing story about a mistaken identity and the difference it made in a young man”s life.
This teacher had two students in his class who were both named Johnny. One Johnny was an excellent student, a happy child, and always had his homework completed on time. The other Johnny was always in trouble,
never had his work finished, and generally made the teacher”s life miserable.
The night of their first PTA Open House of the year a mother stayed after the meeting to ask about her son, Johnny, and how he was getting along in the class. Assuming it was the mother of the “good” Johnny, the
teacher replied, “I can”t tell you how much I appreciate him. I am so glad he”s in my class.”
The next day, for the first time all year, the “problem” Johnny had all his work done, he spoke up in class, and never once caused a disruption. He even volunteered to help another student. The teacher was astounded!
At the end of the day when everyone else had left, “problem” Johnny came up to the teacher and said, “My Mom told me what you said about me last night. I haven”t ever had a teacher who wanted me in his class.”
That Johnny became one of the best students the teacher ever had ' and all because of a mistaken dose of appreciation! No matter who we are and what our situation in life is, we all want and need to be appreciated.