PERSONALITY CHECK - Find Your personality

There is a very, very tall coconut tree, and there are 4 animals: King Kong, Ape, Orangutan and a Monkey passing by. They have a competition to see who is the fastest to climb & get the banana. Who do you guess will win? Trust me your answer will reflect your personality. Try and answer within 30 seconds Got your answer? Scroll down to see the analysis. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . If your answer is any of these .... Orangutan = dull/stupid Ape = foolish Monkey = idiot King Kong = stupid Why????? Coconut tree, doesn't have bananas..... ....!! O bviously you're stressed and overworked… morning morning…. Toooooo much… Take some time off and relax!!

Amazing Facts

> 1. Socrates became famous for asking questions about almost everything > !! > > 2. The mother of all European languages is Sanskrit, which is > considered the most suitable language for computer software. > 3. If you are struck by lightning, your skin will be heated to 28,000 > degrees Centigrade, hotter than the surface of the Sun > > 4. It would take a modern spaceship 70,000 years to get to the nearest > star to earth > > 5. The average distance between the stars in the sky is 20 million > miles. > > 6. The Earth weighs 6,500 million million million tons. > > 7. If you dug a well to the centre of the Earth, and dropped a brick > in it, it would take 45 minutes to get to the bottom - 4,000 miles > down. > > 8. An asteroid wiped out every single dinosaur in the world, but not a > single species of toad or salamander was affected. No one knows why, > nor why the crocodiles and tortoises survived. > > 9. In space, astronauts cannot cry because there is no gravity. > > 10. Scientists with high-speed cameras have discovered that rain drops > are not tear shaped but rather look like hamburger buns. > > 11. Your body sheds 10 billion flakes of skin every day. > > 12. Every time you sneeze your heart stops a second. > > 13. Honey is the only food consumed by humans that doesn't go off. > > 14. The average human will eat 8 spiders while asleep in their > lifetime. > > 15. The average left-handed person lives 7 years LESS than a > right-handed person. > > 16. The average person has over 1,460 dreams a year! > > 17. Until babies are six months old, they can breathe and swallow at > the same time. Indeed convenient! > > 18. Offered a new pen to write with, 97% of all people will write > their own name. > > 19. The average person's field of vision encompasses a 200-degree wide > angle. > > 20. Approximately 7.5% of all office documents get lost. > > 21. If you trace your family tree back 25 generations, you will have > 33,554,432 direct ancestors - assuming no incest was in > > 22. Chewing on gum while cutting onions can help a person from stop > producing tears. Try it next time you chop onions! > > 23. A donkey can sink into quicksand but a mule can't. > > 24. Potato crisps were invented by a Mr Crumm. > > 25, Windmills always turn counter-clockwise. > > 26. Facetious and abstemious contain all the vowels in their correct > order. > > 27. Eskimoes have hundreds of words for snow but none for hello. > > 28. The word "set" has the most definitions in the English language. > > 29. The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating its > letters is uncopyrightable. > > 30. The "Sixth Sick Sheik's Sixth Sheep's Sick" is the hardest > tongue-twister > > 31. The longest English word without a vowel is twyndyllyngs which > means "twins". > > 32. 'Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia' is the fear of long words. > > 33. 1 x 8 + 1 = 9; 12 x 8 + 2 = 98; 123 x 8 + 3 = 987; 1234 x 8 + 4 = > 9876; 12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765; 123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654; 1234567 x 8 + 7 > = 9876543; 12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432; 123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321 > > 34. The word "dreamt" is the only common word in the English language > that ends in "mt". > > 35. Albert Einstein never wore any socks. > > 36. The lighter was invented before the match. > > 37. When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone back in 1876, > only six phones were sold in the first month. > > 38. Hummingbirds are the only creatures that can fly backwards. > > 39. An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. > > 40. Cockroaches can live 9 days without their heads before they starve > to death. > > 41. The cockroach is the fastest animal on 6 legs covering a meter a > second. > > 42. A flamingo can eat only when its head is upside down. > > 43. Male mosquitoes are vegetarians. Only females bite. > > 44. The average lead pencil can draw a line that is almost > 35 miles long or you can write almost 50,000 words in English. > > 45. There are 22 miles more canals in Birmingham UK than in Venice. > > 46. The first Internet domain name ever registered was Symbolics.com > on March 15, 1985. > > 47. Business.com is currently the most expensive domain name sold: for > $7.5 million. > > 48. In 2001, the five most valuable brand names in order were > Coca-Cola, Microsoft, IBM, GE, and Nokia. > > 49. In Canada, the most productive day of the working week is Tuesday.

Woman & Ornaments

A woman parked her brand-new Lexus in front of her office ready to show it off to her colleagues. As she got out, a truck passed too close and completely tore off the door on the driver's side. The woman immediately grabbed her cell phone, dialed 911,and within minutes a policeman pulled up. Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions, the woman started screaming hysterically. Her Lexus, which she had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter what the body shop did to it. When the woman finally wound down from her ranting and raving, the officer shook his head in disgust and disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you women are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else." "How can you say such a thing?" asked the woman. The cop replied, "Don't you know that your left arm is missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you." "OH MY GOD!" screamed the woman. "Where's my new Bracelet?

రాలిపోయే పువ్వా నీకు రాగాలెందుకే

పూర్తి పేరు: వేటూరి సుందరరామ మూర్తి
పుట్టిన తేది: జనవరి ౨౯, ౧౯౩౬ (January 29, 1936)
పుట్టిన స్థలం: తూర్పు గోదావరి జిల్లా, ఆంధ్ర ప్రదేశ్
వృత్తి: గీత రచయిత

మాతృదేవోభవ చిత్రం లోని "రాలిపోయే పువ్వా నీకు రాగాలెందుకే" పాటకి వేటూరి గారికి నేషనల్ అవార్డు వచ్చింది, కాని తెలుగుని ప్రాచీన భాషగా గుర్తించలేదన్న కారణంగా ఆయన ఆ అవార్డుని తిరస్కరించారు.


రాలిపోయే పువ్వా నీకు రాగాలెందుకే
తోటమాలి నీ తోడు లేడులే
వాలిపోయే పోద్దా నీకు వర్ణాలెందుకే
లోకమేన్నాడో చేకటాయెలే
నీకిది తెలవారని రేయమ్మ
కలికి మా చిలక పాడకు నిన్నటి నీ రాగం ||రాలిపోయే||

చెదిరింది నీ గూడు గాలిగా
చిలక గోరింకమ్మ గాధగా
చిన్నారి రూపాలు కన్నీటి దీపాలు కాగా
తనవాడు తారల్లో చేరగా
మనసు మంగల్యాలు జారగా
సింధూర వర్ణాలు తెల్లారి చల్లారిపోగా
తిరిగే భూమాతవు నీవై
వేకువలో వెన్నెలవై
కరిగే కర్పూరం నీవై
ఆశలకే హారతివై ||రాలిపోయే||

అనుబంధమంటేనే అప్పులే
కరిగే బంధాలన్నీ మబ్బులే
హేమంత రాగాల చేమంతులే వాడిపోయే
తన రంగు మార్చింది రక్తమే
తనతో రాలేనంది పాశమే
దీపాల పండక్కి దీపాలే కొండెక్కి పోయే
పగిలే ఆకాశం నీవై
జారిపడే జాబిలివై
మిగిలే ఆలాపన నీవై
తీగ తెగే వేణియవై ||రాలిపోయే||

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చిత్రం: మాతృదేవోభవ
సంగీతం: M M కీరవాణి
సాహిత్యం: వేటూరి
గానం: M M కీరవాణి

శ్రీ శ్రీ గారి 100వ జన్మదిన సందర్భంగా...

పూర్తి పేరు: శ్రీరంగం శ్రీనివాసరావు
పుట్టిన తేది: ఏప్రిల్ 30, 1910
పుట్టిన స్థలం: విశాఖపట్నం, ఆంధ్ర ప్రదేశ్
మరణం: జూన్ 15, 1983
వృత్తి: కవి, గేయ రచయిత

Neenu Saitam Pramp...

జయభేరి - {మహా ప్రస్థానం - శ్రీ శ్రీ}

నేను సైతం
ప్రపంచాగ్ని కి
సమిధనొక్కటి ఆహుతిచ్చాను!
నేను సైతం
విశ్వ వ్~ఱుష్టికి
అశ్రువొక్కటి ధారపోశాను!

నెను సైతం
భువన ఘోషకు
వెర్రి గొంతుక విచ్చి మ్రోశాను.

ఎండ కాలం మండినప్పుడు
గబ్బిలం వలె
క్రాగి పోలేదా!
వాన కాలం ముసరి రాగా
నిలువు నిలువున
నీరు కాలేదా?
శీత కాలం కోత పెట్టగ
కొరడు కట్టీ,
ఆకలేసీ కేక లేశానే!

నే నొకణ్ణే
నిల్చిపోతే-
చండ్రగాడ్పులు, వాన మబ్బులు, మంచు సోనలు
భూమి మీదా
భుగ్న మౌతాయి!

నింగి నుండీ తొంగీ చూసే
రంగు రంగుల చుక్కలన్నీ
రాలి, నెత్తురు క్రక్కుకుంటూ
పేలిపోతాయి!

పగళ్ళన్నీ పగిలిపోయీ,
నిశీధాలూ విశీర్ణిల్లీ,
మహా ప్రళయం జగం నిండా
ప్రగల్భిస్తుంది!

నే నొక్కణ్ణి ధాత్రినిండా
నిండి పోయీ,
నా కుహూరత శీకరాలే
లోకమంతా జల్లులాడే
ఆ ముహుర్తా లాగమిస్తాయి!

నేను సైతం
ప్రపంచాబ్జపు
తెల్ల రేకై పల్లవిస్తాను!
నేను సైతం
విశ్వవీణకు
తంత్రినై మూర్చనలు పోతాను!

నేను సైతం
భువన భవనపు
బావుటానై పైకి లేస్తాను!

శ్రీ శ్రీ - జూన్ 2, 1933
శ్రీ శ్రీ 'మహా ప్రస్తానం' నుంచి సంగ్రహితం

ఆకాశంలో అరగంట టెన్షన్

విమానంలో ఏదో సాంకేతిక లోపం తలెత్తింది. ఉన్నది ఒకటే ప్యారాచూట్‌. అప్పుడు ప్రయాణికుల్లో వీళ్లంతా ఉంటే వారి స్పందన ఎలా ఉంటుందో ఊహిద్దాం!

నిరాశావాది: ఆ ప్యారాచూట్ పనిచేస్తుందన్న నమ్మకమేమిటని అనుమానించి దాన్ని తీసుకోవడానికి నిరాకరిస్తాడు.

ఆశావాది: ప్యారాచూట్ లేకపోయిన తాను బతుకుతాననే నమ్మకంతో దాన్ని తీసుకోడు.

బ్యూరోక్రాట్‌: అసలు ఆ ప్యారాచూట్ పనితీరూ తెన్నూ మీద ఓ నివేదిక వస్తే గానీ ఏం చేయాలో తేల్చుకోలేనంటాడు.

శాస్త్రవేత్త: అన్ని పరిస్థితుల్లోనూ అది ఒకేలా పనిచేస్తుందని నిరూపణ జరిగితేగానీ దాన్ని వినియెగించనంటాడు.

తత్వవేత్త: ఉన్నది నిజంగా ప్యారాచూటేనా? లేక అది మన భావనా? అన్న విషయం ఆలోచించాలంటాడు.

న్యాయవాది: విమానంలో ఒకే ప్యారాచూట్ ఉంచినందుకు ఎయిర్‌లైన్స్‌మీద దావా వేద్దామంటాడు.

రచయిత: "ఆకాశంలో అరగంట టెన్షన్‌" అన్న పుస్తకం రాయడానికి సరుకు దొరికిందని సంబరపడతాడు.

MISSED the R

A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand.

He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies, not from the original manuscript. So, the new monk goes to the head abbot to question this, pointing out that if someone made even a small error in the first copy, it would never be picked up! In fact, that error would be continued in all of the subsequent copies.

The head monk, says, “We have been copying from the copies for centuries, but you make a good point, my son.”

He goes down into the dark caves underneath the monastery where the original manuscripts are held as archives in a locked Vault that hasn”t been opened for hundreds of years. Hours go By and nobody sees the old abbot.

So, the young monk gets worried and goes down to look for him. He sees him banging his head against the wall and wailing,

“We missed the R ! We missed the R ! We missed the R !”

His forehead is all bloody and bruised and he is crying

Uncontrollably. The young monk asks the old abbot, “What”s wrong, father?”

With A choking voice, the old abbot replies,

“The word was…










CELEBR ATE!!!

TO GRANNY WITH LOVE

For some time I”ve had a church member provide me with a rose boutonniere to pin on the lapel of my suit every Sunday. Because I always got a flower on Sunday morning, I really did not think much of it. It was a nice gesture that became routine. One Sunday, however, what I considered ordinary became very special.

As I was leaving the Sunday service a young man approached and said, “Sir, what are you going to do with your flower?” At first I did not know what he was talking about, but then I understood. I said, “Do you mean this?” as I pointed to the rose pinned to my coat.

He said, “Yes sir. I would like it if you are just going to throw it away.” The little boy said, “Sir, I”m going to give it to my granny. My mother and father got divorced last year. I was living with my mother, but I could not stay, so she sent me to live with my grandmother. She has been so good to me that I want to give that pretty flower to her for loving me.”

When the little boy finished I could hardly speak. My eyes filled with tears and I knew I had been touched in the depths of my soul. I reached up and unpinned my flower. With the flower in my hand, I looked at the boy and said, “Son, that is the nicest thing I have ever heard, but you can”t have this flower because it”s not enough. If you”ll look in front of the pulpit, you”ll see a big bouquet of flowers. Different families buy them for the church each week. Please take those flowers to your granny because she deserves the very best.”

If I hadn”t been touched enough already, he made one last statement and I will always cherish it. He said, “What a wonderful day! I asked for one flower but got a beautiful bouquet.”

(Shared what was shared with me)

TRUE FRIEND

Horror gripped the heart of the Kargil war soldier as he saw his lifelong friend fall in battle. Caught in a trench with continuous gunfire whizzing over his head, the soldier asked his lieutenant if he might go out into the “no man”s land” between the trenches to bring his fallen comrade back.

“You can go,” said the lieutenant, “but I don”t think it will be worth it. Your friend is probably dead and you may throw your life away.” The lieutenant”s advice didn”t matter, and the soldier went anyway. Miraculously he managed to reach his friend, hoist him onto his shoulder and bring him back to their company”s trench. As the two of them tumbled in together to the bottom of the trench, the officer checked the wounded soldier, and then looked kindly at his friend.

“I told you it wouldn”t be worth it,” he said. “Your friend is dead and you are mortally wounded.” “It was worth it, though, sir,” said the soldier. “What do you mean; worth it?” responded the Lieutenant. “Your friend is dead” “YES, Sir” the private answered. “But it was worth it because when I got to him, he was still alive and I had the satisfaction of hearing him say, “Kripal…….., I KNEW YOU”D COME.”

Empathy

Love to hate certain moments…!Steady belief

When we live to accept others emotions-_Empathy

Where we learn to let others move ahead-Acceptance

When we learn to smile at certain defeat-Living each moment

When we laugh merrily, and feel the heat of happiness within –Contentment

Cracks can wejoin ?

Perhaps never!

So all the broken path i never wish to mend….-Fate

Let the true layers of time cover each &every path with tender love and belief in each every individual-Faith.

Let the waves of life wash away all our fears-Courage

And take us to the shore where we walk hand in hand with the reality….Existence

Nothing live with us, nor our fame nor our misery…Truth

We live, we breathe, and we die with our fate rememberance of our good deeds-Immortal

May I forgive all those who gave pain? Unanswered

May I smile at those showered happiness?Unanswered

May I shed my tears for all sufferings?Unanswered

May i find a single silly reason to smile at life worst satire, humour, conclusions…?Unanswered

What we believe truly live with us! Persisitence
Our fears shot us long back and never realised the death which stood with us and captured our living fake soul!Fears

Let’s fly! High up in eternity….Hope

Am flying in hope to lift me one day to a heavenly feeling with clouds ,angels ,a divine spirit walking with us in all life miseries, Togetherness
At life’s happiness…breathing life ,pumping oxygen to your heartLife
which never gives up with its existing challenges!To Live


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