Time pass

• I was born intelligent -
  education ruined me.

• Practice makes perfect.....
  But nobody's perfect......
  so why practice?

• If it's true that we are here to help others,
  then what exactly are the others here for?

• Since light travels faster than sound,
  people appear bright until you hear them speak.

• How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

• Money is not everything.
  There's Mastercard & Visa.

• One should love animals.
  They are so tasty.

• Behind every successful man, there is a woman
  And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

• Every man should marry.
  After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

• The wise never marry.
  And when they marry they become otherwise.

• Success is a relative term.
  It brings so many relatives.

• Never put off the work till tomorrow
  what you can put off today.

• "Your future depends on your dreams" So go to sleep

• There should be a better way to start a day
  Than waking up every morning

• "Hard work never killed anybody"
  But why take the risk

• "Work fascinates me"
  I can look at it for hours

• God made relatives;
  Thank God we can choose our friends.

• The more you learn, the more you know,
  The more you know, the more you forget
  The more you forget, the less you know
  So.. why learn.

• A bus station is where a bus stops.
  A train station is where a train stops.
  On my desk, I have a work station....
  what more can I say........