Sunday, February 7, 2010

Logically Speaking...

I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, and therefore I'm perfect.

If I save time, when do I get it back?

The statement below is true.
The statement above is false.

As I said before, I never repeat myself.

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who is left.

Best way to prevent a hangover is to stay drunk.

If your father is a poor man, it is your fate
but, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity.

I was born intelligent.... education ruined me.

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station... What more can I say!

If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?

Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear
them speak.

Don't frown. You never know who is falling in love with your smile.

Should women have children after 35?
No, 35 children are enough

Living on Earth may be expensive...but it includes an annual free trip around the Sun....!
Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep!

SMOKING KILLS SLOWLY. So what? Who's in a hurry?
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Life gives Answers in Three ways,
It says YES and gives whatever you want,
It says NO and gives you Something Better
It says Wait and gives you the Best
"Don't just Dream. Live your Dream. "
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Friendship is like the breeze,
You can't hold it,
Smell it,
Taste it,
Or know when it's coming,
But you can always feel it,
And you'll always know it's there,
It may come and then go,
But you can know it'll always be back.
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No one can go back and make a brand new start.
But you can always start from now and make a brand new ending.
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"There isn't a ruler, a yard stick or a measuring tape in the entire world long
enough to compute the strength and capabilities inside you."
- Paul Meyer



Life in the words of Bryan Dyson – CEO of Coca Cola

"Imagine life as a game in which you are juggling some five balls in the air. You name them - work, family, health, friends and spirit and you're keeping all of these in the air. You will soon understand that work is a rubber ball. If you drop it, it will bounce back. But the other four balls -family, health, friends and spirit - are made of glass. If you drop one of these; they will be irrevocably scuffed, marked, nicked, damaged or even shattered. They will never be the same. You must understand that and strive for Balance in your life."
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"You are always a valuable, worthwhile human being - not because anybody says so, not because you're successful, not because you make a lot of money - but because you decide to believe it and for no other reason"
- Wayne Dyer

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