NUMBER MAGIC

A British Diplomat paid courtesy visit to Lalloojee.

During a garden party at the Palace, he thought of entertaining Lalloojee with the following magic of numbers.

He said, " Your Excellency, Look at the value of the alphabet :

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Now, look at this Sir, if we calculate together it will be :

H A R D W O R K

8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98 % Only

K N O W L E D G E

11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96 % Only

L O B B Y I N G

12 15 2 2 25 9 14 7 = 86 % Only

L U C K

12 21 3 11 = 47 % Only

Sir, you should look at the final one, which is most important.

A T T I T U D E

1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100 %

Sir, do you find it useful?

This magic can work on your people to improve themselves, increase productivity, and make your State prosperous. Sir, I can arrange to send our experts to coach your people. We can do it in less than a year"

Lalloojee thought for a while and said,

" I have better formula. See this ......

C O R R U P T I O N

3 15 18 18 21 16 20 9 15 14 = 111 % ...................

Do you want me to come and teach your people? I can do it in less than one week."