Just think about it!

1. If time

doesn’t wait

for you, don’t

worry!
———— —
Just remove

the damn

battery from the

clock and Enjoy
life!

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�2. Expecting the world to treat u

fairly coz u r a good

person is like* * ———— ——— —–
expecting the lion not to

attack u coz u r a

vegetarian. Think about it.*

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�3. Don’t walk as if you rule the

world, walk as if you

don’t care who rules*
*
the world! Now that’s Attitude�!!!*

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4. Every lady hopes that her

daughter will marry a better

man than she did*
———— ——— –and is convinced that her son

will never find a

wife as good as his father did!!!



5. He was a good man. He never smoked,

drank & had no

affairs.* *
When he died, the insurance company

refused the claim.* ———— ——— ——–

They said, he who never

lived, cannot die!*

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6. A man threw his wife in a pond of

Crocodiles?* *
———— ——— -He’s now

being harassed by the

Animal Rights

Activists for being cruel to the

Crocodiles!*

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7. So many options for suicide:

Poison, sleeping pills,

hanging, jumping* *

from a building, lying on train

tracks,* *

———— ——— ——but we

chose Marriage, slow

& sure!*

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8. Only 20 percent girls have brains,

the rest have

boyfriends!*

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9. All desirable things in life are

either
———— ——— ——

illegal, banned, expensive or married

to someone else!*

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10. Laziness is our biggest enemy-

Jawaharlal Nehru* *

We should learn to love our enemies-

Mahatma Gandhi* *

So, now you do the math…..*

*
12. 10% of road accidents are due to

drunken driving.*

*Which makes it a logical statement

that* *

90% of accidents are due to driving

without

drinking!… ….hmmmmmmmm*

*NOTHINGIS IMPOSSIBLE.. …..EVEN

IMPOSSIBLE SAYS

I M POSSIBLE