Saturday, June 12, 2010

If you



If you love someone, set them free.

If they come back they're yours;

If they don't they never were.


However, in today's world, this quote finds its own MODERN VERSIONS depending on the kind of people you are:


Pessimist:

If you love someone,

Set her free

If she ever comes back, she's yours,

If she doesn't, as expected, she never was


Optimist:

If you love someone,

Set her free

Don't worry, she will come back .


Suspicious:

If you love someone,

Set her free

If she ever comes back, ask her why.


Impatient:

If you love someone,

Set her free

If she doesn't come back within some time forget her.


Patient:

If you love someone, set her free ..

If she doesn't come back,

continue to wait until she comes back


Playful

If you love someone,

Set her free

If she comes back, and if you love her still,

set her free again, repeat


C++ Programmer:

if(you-love(m_she))

m_she.free()

if(m_she == NULL)

m_she = new CShe;


Animal-Rights Activist:

If you love someone,

Set her free,

In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!


Lawyers:

If you love someone,

Set her free,

Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the Second

Amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom


Biologist :

If you love someone,

Set her free,

She'll evolve.


Statisticians :

If you love someone,

Set her free,

If she loves you, the probability of her coming

back is high

If she doesn't, your relation was improbable

anyway.


sHAhrukhKHAN's fans:

If you love someone,

Set her free,

SHE'LL BE BACK!


Over possessive person :

If you love someone

don't set her free.


MBA :

If you love someone set her free instantaneously

and look for others simultaneously


Psychologist :

If you love someone

set her free

If she comes back her super ego is dominant

If she doesn't come back her id is supreme

If she doesn't go, she must be crazy.


Somnambulist :

If you love someone

set her free

If she comes back it's a nightmare

If she doesn't, you must be dreaming……….

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