Sunday, November 7, 2010

YOU NEED A SMILE

Friends, you may like to read this short story, which I am sure will not only bring smiles on your face once finished but also will compel you to think how at times we fail the judge things in a right perspective based on the environment we share with others all around us.. please don't forget to leave your valuable comments for the benefit of all other readers, notifying as to what do you think should be the most appropriate moral of this story ??
Regards,
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A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway next to a priest. The man’s tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket.

He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked, “
Say Father, what causes arthritis?

The priest scanned the man carefully with his eyes and then replies, “My Son, it’s caused by 
loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, contempt for your fellow man, sleeping around with prostitutes and lack of a bath.

The drunk muttered in response, “Well, I’ll be damned,”
Then returned to his paper.

The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized. “I’m very sorry. I didn’t mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?”

The drunk answered, “I don’t have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does. J

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