WORDS TO LIVE BY

Accept that some days you’re the pigeon,
and some days you’re the statue. 

Always keep your words soft and sweet,
just in case you have to eat them. 

Always read stuff that will make you
look good if you die in the middle of it. 

Drive carefully. It’s not only cars
that can be recalled by their maker.

Eat a live toad in the morning and
nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day.

If you can’t be kind,
at least have the decency to be vague. 

If you lend someone Rs20,
and never see that person again,
it was probably worth it.

It may be that your sole purpose in life
is simply to serve as a warning to others. 
Never buy a car you can’t push.

Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time,
because then you don’t have a leg to stand on. 

Nobody cares if you can’t dance well. 
Just get up and dance. 

The early worm gets eaten by the bird,
so sleep late. 
When everything’s coming your way,

you’re in the wrong lane. for you;
the more you have, the longer you live.

Ever notice that the people who are late
are often much jollier than the people
who have to wait for them?

If ignorance is bliss,
why aren’t more people happy? 

You may be only one person in the world,
but you may also be the world to one person.

Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once. 
Don’t cry because it’s over;
smile because it happened. 

We could learn a 
lot from crayons:

some are sharp,
some are pretty, 
some are dull, 
some have weird
names, and all are
different colors;
 but they all have to 
learn to live in
the same box. 

A truly happy person is one
who can enjoy the scenery on a detour. 

Happiness comes through doors
you didn’t even know you left open. 

Have an awesome day, and know
that someone has thought about you today