An Interview with MP

Officer: What is your name? 
Candidate : MP. Sir

officer: Tell me properly
candidate: Mohan Pal sir

officer: Your Father’s name?
Candidate: MP. Sir

officer: What does that mean?
Candidate: Manmohan Pal sir 
officer: Your native place
candidate: MP. Sir

officer: Is it Madhya Pradesh?
Candidate: No, Mani Pal sir

officer: What is your qualification?
Candidate: MP. Sir

officer: (angrily) what is it?
Candidate: Metric Pass

officer: Why do you need a job?
Candidate: MP. Sir

officer: and What dose that means?
Candidate: Money Problem sir

officer: Describe your personality
candidate: MP. Sir 
officer: Explain yourself clearly
candidate: Magnanimous Personality sir

officer: This discussion is nowhere, You
may go now
candidate : MP. Sir 
officer: What is it now
candidate : My Performance…

Officer: M P!!!!

Candidate : What is that sir

officer: M E N T A L L Y P U N C T U R E D